Creepy things he says

"Who was that man?"

"What man?"

"That man going into Dada's room while he was sleeping?"

(Asked one morning as Dada slept in and we hung out in the kitchen).

"Who else is going to come in and look at me while I'm sleeping?"

"Um...Dada?"

"No, who else?"

"Nobody else, Buddy."

"What about the monsters?"

"Who was that singing a song in the bathroom after dinner when I wanted to go poop?"

"I don't know, was it Dada?"

"No, it was a critter, who was it?"

(Asked as I was leaving the bedroom after saying goodnight).