No baby belly for you

I had to break the news to Ikey that boys can't carry babies in their bellies. He's less than impressed.

Ike: "And then, when I'm really big I'll have a baby in my belly."

Me: "You will?"

Ike: "Yeah, someday. Just like you with me and Woodrow."

Me: "Oh. Well sorry buddy, boys can't carry babies in their bellies, only girls can do that."

Ike: "..."

The next day:

Ike: "So, Woodrow can't have a baby in his belly?" 

Me: "Nope"

Ike: "And Elliott is a boy so he can't either."

Me: "Right"

Ike: "And Vanessa (Elliott's mom) had a baby in her belly but...she's kinda like a boy, so now I'm not sure.

Me: "Huh?"

Ike: "Y'now, because she has short hair and all."